|Portrayer||Toni Palmer (1983)|
|Date of birth||Circa 1938|
|Occupation||Mental hospital patient|
Blossom was a mental hospital patient who was let out on weekends for practice, and accusing people was her hobby which made her well known to the police, to the point where they never listened to her. She appeared in the Only Fools and Horses third season episode "Wanted" when Rodney met her at a long-defunct bus stop. When Blossom tried to stand and was about to fall, Rodney managed to catch her, but Blossom berated him for touching her and started shouting "Rape!" Rodney tried to calm Blossom down unsuccessfully, before running off into the night.